I went to the Tour of California and all I got was a slight buzz…
For those that don’t know, the Tour of California is arguably the premiere
bicycle race in the United States. I,
and a few of the guys from my club, went to watch the penultimate stage finish
in Pasadena. We got there a bit early to
enjoy some barbecue (thanks Tom and Pete) and some outstanding home-brewed beer
(thank you very much Bill!). Now, one of
the beautiful things about going to a cycling race is the accessibility of the
athletes to the fans. If you’ve never
watched a race on TV, let me paint the picture.
Think hundreds of drunken fans on some remote hill that have been
sitting all day (some even camping out all night) to watch their heroes ride
bikes. They scream, the clang bells, they
even give a push here and there. The sound
can be deafening and seems to almost push the racers up the hill if for no
other reason than to get away as quickly as possible. Some of the most fanatic run next to, or in
front of, these racers dressed up like devils, angels, Popes, and, oddly
enough, swimmers in speedos
(again, thank you Pete, your image will be burned into my brain forever). They do this to get seen on TV and to, if
only for a few seconds, feel as if they are a part of the race. Yes, at times the fans get a bit too
exuberant and get too close to the action.
In which case it is completely appropriate for the cyclist to give a not
so gentle shove to the errant observer, removing him from the height of cycling
euphoria and putting him back in his place with the rest of the aerobically
challenged mortals watching from the curb.
Unfortunately, when the race had reached Pasadena all of the major
climbing was done. So there would be no
running next to Big George Hincapie for me.
Also, the place was packed. Far
more than had attended last year thanks to what the commentators are calling “the
Lance Effect” (referring to the surge in cycling's popularity since Lance’s return). Side note, do you think Lance is so big that he should just
drop the Armstrong all together. Just
Lance, thank you very much. You know,
like Madonna. Or maybe he could change
his name to a yellow LiveStrong bracelet, like when Prince changed his name to that
weird symbol. “The Cyclist Formerly Known
as Lance” has a nice ring to it, but I digress. After each stage the racers return to their
compounds which amounts to a set of barriers around a big RV with each team’s
sponsor logos painted all over it like someone had made a really big team jersey and stretched it over the RV. In
the past it was fairly easy to get up close to a team’s barrier and get a picture
with one of the racers. With my new blog
in mind, I set out to get my picture taken with one of the racers. But it had to be someone big. Lance, thank you very much, Floyd Landis, Levi Leipheimer, you know… So, after all of that buildup, here are the prize shots!
this is the back of Floyd's head
and this is the back of Levi's
Alas, the back of the Cyclist Formerly Known as Lance's head was nowhere to be found.
Oh, the numbers: 247lbs. this morning, progress...
First Club Ride (No, I don't expect my friends and family to understand all of this besides the time and distance): 3 hr., 51 mi., Avg. Power 217 Watts, Max Pwr. 1,278 Watts, Avg. HR 147 bpm, Avg. W/Kg 1.91 this is an important number, more on why later (being fat sucks!)