My
bike is in! My bike is in! I’ve been in a bit of a funk for the past
couple of weeks. My ribs continue to
ache from my mountain bike crash. If you’ve
never injured your ribs, don’t! (Wow, three
exclamation points in 5 sentences! Look,
there’s another!) I hadn’t gotten a full
night’s sleep in three weeks. I could
only sleep in one position fairly pain free and every time I turned in bed a
jolt of pain shot through me startling me awake. This would happen about 5 to 6 times a
night, every night. Training has been tough. I still got up early to get on the elliptical
trainer but couldn’t really go too hard as every deep breathe would hurt. I’ve been on the bike a few times but that is
an exercise in my ability to withstand pain rather than any real training. Worst of all, my weight has crept back up a
bit. Needless to say, I needed a
pick-me-up. Well, I got a call from the
guys at Banning’s last week that
did just that. After a month and a half
wait, my Salsa Chili Con Crosso frame had finally arrived.

Ain’t
she purty? John did an outstanding job of
building her up and Banning was able to do a short fit session with me after
the club ride on Saturday to get me up and running (or is that spinning?). If you’re in the Orange County area and
looking for an outstanding shop, these
guys know their stuff. With a brand new cross bike, cross season is
going to be fun. Which brings me to
this:
It
was easy to convince my wife that I needed a second bike when I only had
one. It was a bit more difficult to convince her I needed three when I only
had two (but it was a $50 beater chained to a post in Portland so it didn’t
take too much selling on my part). I knew she loved me when she allowed
me to buy a fourth when I only had three. The question: how in the
world will I convince her I need a fifth? Now, I know that both cyclists
and non-cyclists alike read this blog. The cyclists know you can never
have too many bikes (which is an indisputable fact). The non-cyclists
ask, why do you need more than one bike anyway? So let’s address the
arguments against having multiple bikes. First, “you’ve only got one
butt, why do you need two bikes?” Easy to rebut. These are probably
the same people that look at the bicycle saddle and comment on how small it is
and refuse to ride with you. “Surely one of those tiny saddles was never
intended to accommodate a whole butt,” they say. So, the more butt you have,
the more bikes you need. I have a big butt! Next issue, they are so
expensive. How can you spend more money on a bike than you did on your
first car? I like to use an argument that involves a probable alternative
in this case. I could take up golf. Let’s see. A round of
golf costs anywhere from $30 to $70 (on the courses I would probably
play). So we’ll average that out to about $50 a round. Since I ride
my bike 3 to 6 days a week I’ll assume that I’d play golf no less than twice a
week (a conservative estimate). Now, take $50 times twice a week times 52
weeks and you come out to about $5,200 ($5,300 on a leap year). That does
not include the clubs, the balls, the beers (I mean, how could you golf
sober? Which is part of my standing argument about why golf is more of a
game than a sport, how can it be a sport if you are better at it drunk than
sober, but I digress), the wagering, the plaid outfits, the funny hats.
We’ll just round that up to $10,000 (remember, if it’s 5 or more you round up).
You can clearly see that golf is far more expensive than cycling.
Furthermore, I’d ride in a cart instead of walk the course so the drastic
impact it would have on my health would surely increase the cost of my
healthcare and burden society as a whole (see, I’m looking out for everyone
here, isn’t that nice?) and decrease my total number of wage-earning
years. Last argument, where are we going to put all of those bikes?
My response, “the garage is mine! You can have the kitchen, the living
room, the bedroom, the bathroom, the closet, the garden, heck, I’d even be
willing to give back the little sliver of medicine cabinet I’ve carved out for
myself, but the garage? That is not open for discussion.”
Saturday's weigh-in = 250
Saturday's Club Ride: 1:56, 31 miles, 60 min.
256 Watts or 2.35 Watts/Kg, 5 min. 415 Watts or 3.81 Watts/Kg, 5 sec. 1152
Watts or 10.58 Watts/Kg
Recent Comments
I'm curious about your training. Do you use a trainer or rollers ? Any opinion? Thx. I started at 252 and am now down to 210 after 1 year. Move, sweat and eat less !!! Good luck !
Justin - thanks for the question. I am actually going to respond in a blog post if that's alright.
Wow - you didn't divulge all of these juicy details to the homefront! I guess I'm going to have to get my updates on the blog :)
Ah, this is so the Justin we all know and love. Hilarious!
Hahaha! Good stuff.
Summer of Justin! I'm on board! Move more - eat less - enjoy life! A recipe for success :)